Introverted Conference Attendee Torn Between Participating In Icebreaker And Throwing Self Off Bridge (Satire)

Introverted conference attendee Art Pendelton was torn this morning between participating in a mandatory icebreaker or throwing himself off a bridge.

After the conference leader's enthusiastic announcement that everyone would be having some fun getting to know one another with "Two Truths and a Lie", Pendleton began carefully weighing the pros and cons of talking to strangers or hurling himself into the deep. READ MORE