Finally, a use for corporate bullshit

The other day, China’s Huawei tech giant told the world it was “building an AI data lake to break down data silos” and create “seamless co-ordination between stable online models and agile offline iterations”. Whatever that means.

Before that, the HTX crypto exchange reported the equally baffling news that it had “fortified its security moat while leveraging sharp market insights and rapid execution to consistently capture alpha returns”. READ MORE